4. made me gag

Oh Snooki no…

She's vile, but on the same token, train wrecks are so much fun

blech, you couldn't pay me to read this

I don't believe she wrote this. She's certainly dumb enough; but I don't think she has the attention span to write a novel.

well, English literature had to die sometime

Is it appropriate to call this a 'novel?'

i can't wait to read this shit

God, it's like they gave a toddler a publishing deal.

I smell a Pulitzer!

Now just think of all the douchebags that will claim they can “read”.

Now just think of how many good books get rejected before being published.

Dumb business move. No one that watches that show reads books.

Man, sometimes you just want to fucking end it all.

I'm thinking 7 is a true story.