75 Unfortunately Named Chinese Businesses

I’ve compiled a very large collection of businesses in China with really bad names. None of these photos have been photoshopped. I swear. posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:25pm EDT

Matt Stopera BuzzFeed Staff posted about 2 years ago

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75 Unfortunately Named Chinese Businesses

Matt Stopera

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toughlove2 a year ago

#58 is genius
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neilt3 a year ago

This misses some of the best - Lee Kee Boot Co in Hong Kong. Tong Fuk Store in Lantau, Hong Kong. Fuk Yu Trading Company Middle Road Singapore
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muhammedd 2 years ago

Why is Bread Talk unfortunate?
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danielg15 2 years ago

I remember a little shop in Shanghai near Yu Yuan Gardens called “Cold Girls” that was quite funny at the time. Pretty sure they were referring to “Cool”, rather than cold.
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LolOmg 2 years ago

Tea Blog is a good name!
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And in reverse…
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Ingrid K. 2 years ago

I love languages. Also, further proof that direct translations are hilarious (see also: random Chinese character tattoos on 22-year olds).
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Umano17 2 years ago

#14 is what I call my house.
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Shannon T. 2 years ago

Entire site devoted to hilarious translation errors

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worstblogger 2 years ago

I ran across this place in Beijing. I kind of want to go back and confirm whether the pizza is actually palatable or not (my guess is not).
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MMR 2 years ago

#53 The lady on the Wanko sign is wearing a pearl necklace.
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WhatTheHolyHeck 2 years ago

My favorite. (Source)
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rainbowcrab 2 years ago

Reminds me of my favourite shop in China Town (Vancouver BC) - ‘Tasty Hair’ Salon.
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Satchman 2 years ago

75 pictures? really? nothing better to do with the hours in the day?
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liquorun 2 years ago

wang steak is actually pretty good
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henry12345 2 years ago

Now let’s laugh at all of the chinese symbol tattoos americans put on themselves permanently which are equally hilarious!
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