Fools! You’re all fools! This is old news! Years ago, around the release of the mountain dew slurpee, they had a THREE-CHAMBERED SLURPEE CUP! This is nothing!

Slurpee capital of the world, represent!

Bi Polar Slurpee?

My summer’s planned now.

THERE IS A GOD. No longer do I have to manually mix the Coke and Cherry slurpee together, no longer will I end up with more Root Beer than Cream Soda ruining the mix…7/11 has answered our prayers!

They did this before. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

I just realized I can have a Coke/Pepsi slurpee. THE WORLD WILL IMPLODE INTO A BLACK HOLE

Great way to sell you less at the same price.

They had something like this around 2000….a big plastic cup that my friends and I called the vagina cup.

I have always said to myself, “Self,” I say, “I want two flavors in my slurpee, each of exactly equal proportion but I absolutely don’t want the flavors to mingle. At least, not until the very moment the magic hits my mouth.” Well, self, today I can say, “No Longer!” No longer will I needlessly mix Melon Green Tea and God of War Kratos Fury Blackberry Lime. No Longer, I say! No Longer! This is the best day of my life since I discovered Nerds Cereal.

of course the nearest 7-eleven is 168 miles away from me

2012 is coming ya’ll.

THIS WILL CHANGE MY LIFE