I blame buzzfeed trolls.

I blame this on stupid humans, that's right YOU , not some organization or blind corporation or confused rampaging stupid government but you with your two cars parked in the driveway and your foil and plastic wrapped food packages in your fridges, YOU the average woman who doesn't want to give up ANYTHING. Your blue box is their blue pill and you are in a f#$king coma. You have EVERY CHOICE, EVERYDAY, even if the choice is hard. WHAT'S YOUR NEXT MOVE? probably to watch tv. My GOD you are destructive in your passive bubble.

I see none of you picked, “I'm not a marine biologist, and I haven't had any access to any information (much less the corpses), so I don't know what did it” because, well, this is the web, and admitting you don't know something doesn't have the same zing as a completely uninformed opinion.

You guys are all wrong, they died of mercury poisoning.

Dear Simpletons: They're obviously members of a whale cult who decided to commit mass suicide in protest of global warming.

So sad. I blame this not on global warming but naval sonar interference.