I really like “Hilarity Rockstar” because that's how I think of myself
and “I lost my virginity in Madagascar” because I've always been looking for a way to communicate that information non-verbally

I'm going to quote #15 the rest of my life.
Chip, chip, motherfuckers!

Hey! I've been to Wisconsin, NY! It's a very nice town! It's just north of L.A., and like 30 minutes east of Houston!

Engrish.com has a great selection of engrish t-shirts for sell. I own like 10 of them.

#14 has the double-pleasure of being “Fri Sun Sat” brand of “Refreshing Upgrading Youth Casual Wear”.  And #33, I remember my Grandpa having soaps in his bathroom with the same slogan. History is a long arc but it tends toward Chinese inanity.

I really want the “hilarity rockstar” hat.

“Truck - smell the pleasure”
wtf?!

Chip chip motherfuckeeerrrr…..

yeah this is sooo much better than tattoing chinese characters that don't make sense on our bodies.