30 Questions For Straight Guys

    Straight guys are so weird.

    Presented without commentary:

    1.

    why do straight guys wear jeans with flip flops?

    2.

    Why do straight guys always have "buddies""buds" or"boys" and not just "friends?" Was the noun friend stricken from the Dictionary of Bros?

    3.

    why do straight guys always get naked with each other when they get drunk I don't understand but I appreciate it thank you

    4.

    why do straight guys love Mountain Dew so much

    5.

    Why do straight guys like grand theft auto so much? Isn't it a copy of sims

    6.

    Why do straight guys always put their hands up their shirts when they're talking to you/people

    7.

    WHY DO STR8 GUYS DRAW DICKS ON EVERYTHING

    8.

    ok but why do straight guys have tumblrs?

    9.

    Why do straight guys take such awkward selfies

    10.

    Why do straight guys wear shorts with socks that go up to their mid-calves? I mean it makes sense if you're going hiking. But it looks dumb.

    11.

    Why do straight guys always point at each other when they take pics together?

    12.

    Why do straight guys get so defensive and weirded out whenever they're asked who they find handsome

    13.

    Why do straight guys wear board shorts to the gym? Especially when it isn't even summer??

    14.

    Why do straight guys massage other straight guys shoulders to say hi? Is that comforting? Is it friendly?! I'm so confused!!!

    15.

    Why do straight guys wear underwear under their swim trunks?

    16.

    why do straight guys have to clarify their sexuality before they compliment another dude

    17.

    why do straight guys think that popping their collar when wearing polo tee is cool?

    18.

    Why do straight guys always talk about how much alcohol they consume?

    19.

    why do straight guys hate high waisted anything on girls? used to be the jam back in the day ya know..

    20.

    why do straight guys have butts they don’t even use them properly?

    21.

    Why are straight guys obsessed with ugly sneakers

    22.

    Why Do Str8 Guys Like To Hit Each Others Balls. I Wouldn't Want My Balls In Pain

    23.

    why don't straight guys ever have white iphones

    24.

    why do straight guys say "no homo" like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo

    25.

    Why do straight guys post pictures of them holding fish? I just don't get it.

    26.

    Why do straight guys insist on wearing socks with sandals or flip flops?!

    27.

    why do straight guys make this face in photos

    28.

    Why do straight guys, on the whole , even when they are in shape... Wear such badly cut pants?

    29.

    why are straight guys obsessed with their farts

    30.

    why do straight boys slap each others asses and then make fun of other guys for being gay