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30 Questions For Straight Guys

Straight guys are so weird.

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Why do straight guys like grand theft auto so much? Isn't it a copy of sims

— canunickiminot (@yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas)
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Why do straight guys always put their hands up their shirts when they're talking to you/people

— twurq (@ryan)
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WHY DO STR8 GUYS DRAW DICKS ON EVERYTHING

— hurricxne (@hurricxne)
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ok but why do straight guys have tumblrs?

— TheMikeyTorres (@Mikey Torres)
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Why do straight guys take such awkward selfies

— carlostfu (@50 Shades Of Gay)
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Why do straight guys wear shorts with socks that go up to their mid-calves? I mean it makes sense if you're going hiking. But it looks dumb.

— BrianisTuft (@Brian E. Tuft)
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Why do straight guys always point at each other when they take pics together?

— DarthShada (@✨ Darth Shada ✨)
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Why do straight guys get so defensive and weirded out whenever they're asked who they find handsome

— BonerBananza (@little fox)
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Why do straight guys wear board shorts to the gym? Especially when it isn't even summer??

— ToooTallTony (@ToooTallTony)
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Why do straight guys massage other straight guys shoulders to say hi? Is that comforting? Is it friendly?! I'm so confused!!!

— SuperGaytor (@Thomas)
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Why do straight guys wear underwear under their swim trunks?

— Danielsaywhatt (@DanielSayWhatt)
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why do straight guys have to clarify their sexuality before they compliment another dude

— bequietiffany (@tiffany)
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why do straight guys think that popping their collar when wearing polo tee is cool?

— kennyboyboy (@kenny)
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Why do straight guys always talk about how much alcohol they consume?

— NUNdoe (@andrew del rey)
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why do straight guys hate high waisted anything on girls? used to be the jam back in the day ya know..

— ginakaton (@Gina)
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why do straight guys have butts they don’t even use them properly?

— Joqzan (@Pokemon Master)
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Why are straight guys obsessed with ugly sneakers

— Danielle_Cella (@Rain Keenan)
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Why Do Str8 Guys Like To Hit Each Others Balls. I Wouldn't Want My Balls In Pain

— Domini_kidd (@Izzy-Iz)
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why don't straight guys ever have white iphones

— niaIIsjustin (@nah)
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why do straight guys say "no homo" like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo

— pendragontears (@☼ steph ☼)
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Why do straight guys post pictures of them holding fish? I just don't get it.

— oohdion (@Dion Rose)
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Why do straight guys insist on wearing socks with sandals or flip flops?!

— JasenATX (@Jasen)
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why do straight guys make this face in photos

— fIowerpots (@matty)
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Why do straight guys, on the whole , even when they are in shape... Wear such badly cut pants?

— duncaninla (@Duncan Roy)
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why are straight guys obsessed with their farts

— axisofdick (@Jason)
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why do straight boys slap each others asses and then make fun of other guys for being gay

— sexywooper (@boogers)

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