30.
You hated picking up the phone:
29.
This is what your first time drinking was like:
28.
You said this every. single. day.:
27.
You also said this every day:
26.
You, at least once, got rejected buying beer:
25.
You made prank phone calls with your friends, and then collectively wondered if you could be caught by the cops:
24.
This was also your face when you made said prank phone calls:
23.
The orthodontist was the worst:
21.
You had at least one family portrait that looked like this:
20.
You had noooo idea how the opposite sex "worked":
19.
Your mom always had good intentions, but in general, was just embarrassing:
18.
You had to always reassure your parents that you were not a baby:
17.
You had a few good friends, and you were totally okay with that:
16.
Fitness testing was the bane of your existence:
15.
You had no idea how to dress:
14.
You had at least one ugly turtleneck:
13.
You had/still have the tendency to sigh a lot:
12.
Your life was/still is filled with awkward laughter:
11.
Your life was/still is filled with nervous laughter:
10.
Your life was/still is filled with uneasy laughter:
Wait, forget all of this. I think you can see what's going on. You ARE STILL Sam Weir.
9.
You are still awkward as fuck:
8.
You still hate conflict:
7.
You still practice talking to invisible people:
6.
You still make dumb faces when you get mad:
5.
You still get really uncomfortable and weird when someone cute talks to you:
4.
You still wear your emotions on your sleeve:
3.
You still say stupid things that make no sense:
2.
Everyone still tries to take care of you:
1.
And you still constantly question your life.
