what do you think about this one? you can even change the color of the water …

gayest

full-body dry heave It's not that I hate Apple. It's just that I hate torture. Enough is enough, already—this thing is really, really, really not all that special or revolutionary. Ever heard of Gleevec? It's a prescription medication, released in the U.S. in 2001, that does something precious few other drugs can do: When given to patients with a certain type of leukemia, it will force the cancer into remission in the vast majority of them (nearly 90%). What used to be a slow but certain death sentence is no longer a threat thanks to a pill you've probably never even heard of. Anyway, though. Thank fucking GOD we can all go buy iPads now. I don't know what the hell I can use it for, but they sure look cool!

Hello Kitty 4 me!

Ok, that last one was cool. I'll give you that.

I don't know why the word “cool” is in the title.

There should be an Indiana Jones one. Like how he grabs the gold thing off the mantel but instead it's the apple.

meh.