• 1. David Mitchell

  • 2. Bette Midler

    (According to Above The Law.)

  • 3. Kevin James

    (According to TMZ.)

  • 4. The albino from The Princess Bride

    (According to Above The Law.)

  • 5. The Penguin (Danny Devito)

    (According to Above The Law.)

  • 6. Chaz Bono

    (According to TMZ.)

  • 7. Elton John

    (According to Freedom Death Watch.)

  • 8. Chris Berman

    (According to Freedom Death Watch.)

  • 9. Patton Oswalt

  • 10. John Belushi

    (According to Bandardog.)

  • 11. Laura Linney

    (According to Above The Law.)

  • 12. Carrie Fisher

    (According to Above The Law.)

  • 13. Ayn Rand

  • 14. The Gorgs from Fraggle Rock

  • 15. Jabba The Hutt

  • 16. Jon Lovitz

  • 17. Kathy Bates

  • 18. Le Fou

    (According to Above The Law.)

  • 19. Damian from Mean Girls

    (According to Above The Law.)

  • 20. Mike Meyers

  • 21. Caroline Manzo from Real Housewives New Jersey

  • 22. Rodney Dangerfield

  • 23. Matthew Broderick

  • 24. William Howard Taft

    (According to Above The Law.)