• 1. Nick Carter vs. Aaron Carter on House of Carters

    Best Line: “Let me tell you something real quick. You gonna turn the motha fuckin music down real quick. You gonna respect me.”

  • 2. Teresa vs. Table vs. Danielle on The Real Housewives New Jersey

    Best Line: “You prostitution whore. You were fucking engaged 19 times. STUPID BITCH. AKDLSFLKF.”

  • 3. God Warrior vs. God vs. Family vs. Other Wife on Trading Spouses

    Best Line: “GARGOYLES!!!!! PSYCHICS!!!!!!!”

  • 4. Tyra Banks vs. Model on ANTM

    Best Line: “STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT GIRL LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT’S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROUTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU!!!!”

  • 5. Tanisha vs. Everyone? on Bad Girls Club

    Best Line: “Alright, I’ll get something louder.”

  • 6. New York vs. Pumpkin on Flava of Love

    Best Line: “Bitch, you look like a man. And you need that face lift.”

  • 7. Susan vs. Kelly on Survivor

    Best Line: “If you were laying there dying of thirst, I would not give you a drink of water. I would let the vultures take you and do whatever they want with you.”

  • 8. Charla and Mirna vs. Taxi Driver on The Amazing Race

    Best Line: In Spanish accent so the taxi driver can understand better: “How much dolla you need?”

  • 9. Saapharyi vs. The White Girl on Flava of Love 2

    Best Line: “You want some lip chap?”

  • 10. Abram vs. Darnnell on Road Rules South Pacific

    Best Line: “So guys, what do you think’s for lunch?… Cornbread. Was that a racial joke?”

  • 11. Joe Rogan vs. Jonathan Baker on Fear Factor

    Best Line: “What are you doing? What are you doing? You can’t assault people. He’s not your wife.”

  • 12. Anna Nicole vs. Shelley on The Anna Nicole Smith Show

    Best Line: *Jerk off hand motion*

  • 13. Heather vs. Daisy on Rock of Love 2

    Best Line: The screams from the audience.

  • 14. Raw Meat Guy vs. The Other Wife on Wife Swap

    Best Line and comeback: “If you change your mind, I’ve got 4 month old meat here.” Chews.

  • 15. Dan vs. Melissa on The Real World Miami

    Best Line: “Is it yours? Does it say Melissa open me up? Is it yours? Was it yours to open up? Was it yours? You STUPID BITCH.”

  • 16. Omarosa vs. Everyone on The Apprentice

    Best Line: “It’s like calling the kettle black. Racist.”

  • 17. Kim Kardashian vs. Her Family on Keeping Up With The Kardashians

    Best Line: “All you say to me is rude comments, like call me Mariah Carey.” And “I’m allowed to do whatever I want to do. I’m allowed to iChat.”

  • 18. Nene vs. Kim on The Real Housewives Atlanta

    Best Line: “You touch me girl, I will wear that wig off your head.” And “Trashy hooker. Trashbox.”

  • 19. These 2 Guys on A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila

    Best Line: “Can you get the fuck back? Can you get the fuck back? Can you get the fuck back? Can you get the fuck back?” Attack.

  • 20. Dad vs. Daughter on Supernanny

    Best Line: “No, I say get your ass up the stairs you little bitch.”