• 1. Name dolls after his children

  • 2. Make a pinata

  • 3. Bake a cake

  • 4. Compare him to Jesus

  • 5. Remember the bad times

  • 6. Name your son after him

  • 7. Eat a donut

  • 8. Get a hostile license plate cover

  • 9. Ruin a pair of sunglasses

  • 10. Make a doll

  • 11. Post your Michael Jackson angel artwork in your front yard

  • 12. Make a scarecrow

  • 13. Kill yourself

  • 14. Make wine glasses?

  • 15. Get a tramp stamp

  • 16. Take awkward pictures of yourself dressed like him, like Fred Durst

  • 17. Start a cover band