He's slowing transforming into ANDY ROONEY!

14. Joanna Newsom

…Magnets, how do they work!? (I'm officially down with the Insane King Posse)

this post made me decide to follow mr.king

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that was hilarious!

What's the deal with airline peanuts??

Clearly the question he should be asking is, “what is Google?”

I bet he thinks all of these things are hilarious questions no one has ever thought before. It's like an awful comedian wrote all the tweets

Oh, things old people say. Larry, you old coot!

I have to admit, the snowflake thing does make me question everything I've been told since I was a child.