• 1. Linda Fugate, 47, of the Detroit suburb of Lincoln Park, left the theater and walked up the street yelling, “I want my money back! I was hoping for something. I didnt think it would be this bad.”

  • 2. “Brutal. I expected him to at least entertain a little bit. It was just a bunch of ranting.” - Rodney Gagnon, 34, of Windsor, Ontario.

  • 3. Attendee Chris Acchione, a self-described Sheen fan who traveled all the way from Toronto for the show, says his entire mezzanine row walked out. He’s making a fool of himself, he says. Is there a bigger loser in the world? He’ll be begging Chuck Lorre for his job back by the end of the week.

  • 4. “Charlie Sheen thanks for saying goodbye! Piece of advice cancel the rest of your tour.”

  • 5. “I love my city, but I’m just disgusted with what happened tonight.” - Sarah Cappuccitti, 31, a hair stylist from Westland, MI.

  • 6. “He was babbling on and on until I wanted to throw up in my seat.”

  • 7. On the way out, I overheard someone say, “Dude, that was seriously the worst thing I’ve ever witnessed.” - Hollywood Reporter reporter, Annie Yuan.

  • 8. Bryan Gill, 53, of West Bloomfield, MI said he was hoping for the best but saw the worst. “It was absolutely disappointing,” he said. “Truly, it sucked.”

  • 9. “We are watching video of Charlie Sheen playing Call of Duty.” - Entertainment Weekly reporter.

  • 10. Bob Orlowski said he brought six clients to Saturday’s performance, thinking it would be an event, but instead witnessed a train wreck. One of his clients said Sheen’s performance replaced a Milli Vanilli concert as the worst show he’d ever seen. Now he feels good about Milli Vanilli.

  • 11. Rod Norris of Detroit: “I hated it. I’m a Two and a Half Men fan, watch it every night. It was terrible. It was a money grab.”

  • 12. “I’d be surprised if this thing lasts for two more weeks, to be honest.” - Radio host, Drew Lane.

  • 13. Jeremy Alex, San Antonio, TX said: “It was the worst thing ever. Ive never been anywhere where people got booed the main act.”

  • 14. Tina Mighion, Sterling Heights, MI: “It was the worst thing Ive ever seen in my entire life.”

  • 15. “It sounds like the trending topic tonight will not be #winning, it will be #fail.” - Alexis Wiley, Fox 2 Detroit.