1. Imagine how funny/cute it would be to see people praying like this…
… with this:
2. An important job for the Pope is to make people cry.
And sloths make people cry, too. Crying over cuteness >>> crying over sin.
3. The pictures at the Vatican would be like a million times better.
Upgrade! Much better.
This potato looks like a sloth.
5. Sloths have way cuter friends.
Ugh, not cute.
7. Old shirts were totally lame (it says “Thank you, Holiness”):
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