1. Imagine how funny/cute it would be to see people praying like this…
… with this:
2. An important job for the Pope is to make people cry.
And sloths make people cry, too. Crying over cuteness >>> crying over sin.
3. The pictures at the Vatican would be like a million times better.
Upgrade! Much better.
This potato looks like a sloth.
5. Sloths have way cuter friends.
Ugh, not cute.
Sloths friends are other sloths.
No explanation needed here.
6. News from the Vatican would be much better/more interesting.
7. Old shirts were totally lame (it says “Thank you, Holiness”):
8. New shirts would be totally fab (it says “Thank you, Holiness” buuut with a picture of a sloth)
9. Okay, now being totally superficial. I’m sorry, but this is way cuter…
- BP has agreed to pay a $18.7 billion fine to settle legal actions over the 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill.
- Liberia has reported three new cases of Ebola this week. The country was declared Ebola-free on May 9.
- A pilot has broken the world records for longest solo flight and longest non-stop flight ever taken in a solar-powered airplane ?