10.Your sister may be a cam girl
9.Where is Claus?
8.Daddys girl. I think NOT.
7.Porn has been evil since forever
6.Mouse fondling may occur
5.Your daughter will dance on a webcam and her room will light up
4.Your dad will catch you
3.What color underwear today missy?
2.Internet pornography is a bomb that will destroy your life
1.Pornography is like the Cheetah