• 1. I am the biggest Britney fan in the world and the entire universe. Proof:

  • 2. I celebrate Britney’s birthday every year:

  • 3. I wrote this, for real:

  • 4. My Christmas card, for real:

  • 5. I’ve read your books over and over and over and over:

  • 6. I’ve always thought you were the best, better than the rest (Failtina):

  • 7. My stand up collection:

  • 8. I LOVE “Hold It Against Me”

  • 9. BuzzFeed loves “Hold It Against Me”

  • 10. We’ll make the clip go viral!!!