7. Drugs are too expensive…
And, of course, bad for you. Seriously, don’t do drugs! And don’t trust people on the internet while you’re at it.
20. No spoon? Go ahead, eat your ice cream with the credit card.
21. Balancing your diet is kinda overrated anyway.
25. Yea, I thought so.
26. Your worries are gone, and sleep is on the horizon.
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