1.
When you're at your friend's wedding without a date:
2.
When you're basically invisible in high school:
3.
When you get desperate at a wishing well:
4.
When you can't even buy a rock:
5.
When you fuck up the easiest thing possible:
6.
When you pick the wrong funny shirt:
7.
When you're realize growing up sucks:
8.
When you find everything on your shopping list in one aisle:
9.
When you realize this billboard is sadly accurate:
10.
When Siri suggests you pay for human intimacy:
11.
When you can't even get a fortune:
12.
When you can't even get a view of the parking lot:
13.
When you decide to cook something nice for dinner:
14.
When you forget to use the parking break:
15.
When your view isn't what you expected:
16.
When you can't even do the little things right:
17.
When your car just can't:
18.
When you realize there's no way out:
19.
When Wendy even knows you have no willpower:
20.
When your house pisses all over you:
21.
And when little humans use your face as a welcome mat:
