Watch One Baseball Player Steal Another Baseball Player's Happiness

Sometimes all you can do is tip your cap.

During the first inning of Saturday night's game between the Los Angeles Dodgers and Atlanta Braves, Jason Heyward hit a deep drive to left-center field.

Unfortunately for Heyward, freak athlete/good dude Matt Kemp patrols centerfield for the Dodgers.

As Pedro Martinez once famously said, "I just tip my hat and call Matt Kemp my daddy."

Or something like that.