Tim Kitzrow, the O.G. announcer for the video game NBA JAM, recently made an appearance during the Throwback Thursday portion of ESPNU's show UNITE. He makes you wish there was a play-by-play announcer for your life.
"Professional B.W.G., Withey, the monster slam! B.W.G. short for "big white guy."
"And like any youngster filled with testosterone, you show him the nylon and KABOOM!"
"The nail in the coffin! I mean literally, he just killed this guy, and drove him 6 ft, under, with his knee!"
