1. When this is the weather forecast for three straight months.
2. When stairs become a treacherous death trap.
3. When ice decides to fuck with your day.
4. When idiots complain that global warming doesn't exist.
5. When Grandma asks you why you're not wearing the nose warmer she made you.
6. When you step in a slush puddle and want to give up on life.
v relevant 2day: http://t.co/BOGAEiJCcD
7. When snow happens.
8. When you check Instagram and see your friend in a tropical paradise.
9. When you look outside and can't find your car.
10. When you need a blowtorch to defrost your car.
11. When your shovel decides to make your life a living hell.
12. When shoveling is your only form of exercise.
13. When your bed becomes your only friend.
14. When your shower becomes your home office.
think I'll work from inside a hot shower today
15. When you transform into a burrito.
16. When you're hankering for some BBQ, but your grill ain't having it.
17. When driving becomes a version of Mario Cart where you ONLY crash.
18. When people give you crap about your wardrobe.
19. When your skin just can't even anymore.
20. When work doesn't give a shit how you get to the office.
21. When you notice you're wearing six layers — indoors.
22. When Christmas is over and you're like "now what?"
23. When you need more wine, but the wine store is outside, and cold is outside.
24. When your blood circulation decides to give up.
25. When trains decide schedules are for suckers.
26. When you need to make your own bread to survive.
27. And of course, when you're NOT a Siberian Husky.
