The Ultimate Ode To Beer Vendors

Let’s take a second to thank the real heroes.

It’s time to recognize and salute the men and women who make coming to the ballpark special.

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Those stair-climbing mind readers who always know what you need.

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The daredevils who literally bend over backwards to make you smile.


You hear their euphoric howl from the nose-bleed seats…

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“Beer here! Ice cold beer here!” They cry.

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And you smile because soon you’ll be reunited with your best friend.

You know them as “beer guy”…

Because they’re here to hand deliver that golden frothy magic…


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And they always know just how you like it…

Ice cold with a smile.

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Who’s there to cheer you up when your team is down?

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That guy with the brews and Cracker Jacks strapped to his back!


They’re never hard to find…

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Just look for the stud executing the perfect pour without breaking a sweat…

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Or the person impossibly balancing countless beers on their dome.

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They’ll find you when you’re thirsty.

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Even if you’re at a golf event.

Because they’re committed…

To help you let loose after a long week.

They know you’ve earned it.

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So next time remember to smile back and tip a little extra because they deserve it too.

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