1. Dez Bryant Throws a Hissy Fit
3. Jamaal Charles Wants All the Touchdowns
Charles scored five TDs in the Chiefs’ 56-31 rout of the Raiders.
4. FitzMagic Lives!
The FitzMagic was short-lived as the Cardinals beat the Titans by a field goal in overtime.
6. Russell Wilson Is a Part-Time Magician
7. Fox Cameraman Makes Russell Wilson NSFW.
8. Sheldon Richardson Can Do Whatever He Wants
The Jets’ rookie defensive phenom rushed for this 1-yard TD to momentarily make the game vs. the Panthers momentarily interesting.
9. Frightened Nerd Referee Forced to Break Up Fight
12. You Can’t Stop Alshon Jeffery, You Can Only Hope to Fail Trying to Contain Him
13. Sad Jets Fan Is Sad
17. Kyle Orton’s Hair for MVP
18. Drew Brees Throws into Triple Coverage
The Saints were stomped out by the Rams 27-16.
21. Troy Aikman Goes to Spin Class
23. Jordy Nelson Does His Randy Moss Impression
24. Dez Bryant Is Not Human
25. Jason Garrett Is Excited
26. Jason Garrett Is No Longer Excited
- The final four remaining Oregon wildlife refuge occupiers have surrendered to the FBI, ending a 40-day protest.
- Southern California Gas said the massive natural gas leak that forced thousands of residents from their homes is now under control.
- Time for Democratic presidential debate number six: Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders will face each other in Wisconsin tonight 🇺🇸