1. This stroke of genius:
2. This perfect use of a webcam:
3. This college truth:
4. This list of talents:
5. This apple:
6. This feeling of dread:
7. This creative slacker:
8. This dream:
9. This euphoric moment:
10. This honest question:
11. This anxiety:
12. This reality:
13. This efficiency:
14. This level of creativity:
15. This feat of engineering:
16. This list of aspirations:
17. This frequent lie:
18. This expert use of a box:
19. These hobbies:
20. This level of effort:
21. This thought process:
22. This approach to technology:
23. And this perfectly useless garbage bag:
