Soccer Cannon Nearly Decapitates Some Dude In Slovenia

And boom goes the dynamite.

In most countries, soccer goalies practice by having actual soccer players kick soccer balls at them in order to stay sharp for competition. This is reasonable. This is how practice works. In Slovenia they do things a little differently — they use cannons.

Yes, cannons. The type of cannons that require a large torch to light and are utterly unpredictable when it comes to accuracy and speed.

Hashtag. HOLY SHIT! AHHHHH. NO. NO. NO.

Even this Slovenian badass was like, “nah, son.”

9. Listen for the terrifying boom of the cannon:

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