6. You laugh when other people complain about their weak-ass farmer’s tan.
7. This is your Bible.
9. This is your patron saint.
10. You didn’t have a checking account because you dealt straight cash, homie.
11. And your cash flow closely resembled that of a low-level drug dealer.
12. In fact you probably caddied with a few of those too…
13. And they were really nice dudes.
19. You’ve seen a million thrown clubs.
21. You’ve chain-smoked disgusting cigarettes at 6 a.m. out of boredom.
24. And you acted like this.
25. This is your idea of role play.
28. Golfers have trusted you with some unbelievable secrets.
29. You still have your caddie bib and break it out for special occasions.
30. You consider yourself an expert at pub golf.
33. Because sometimes people actually treated you like a real human being.
36. To work out here.
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