33 Reasons Zubaz Are The Only Pants You’ll Ever Need

Who says animal striped sweatpants can’t be business casual?

1. Zubaz are perfect for lovely Saturday afternoons antiquing with the wifey.

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2. It’s also the perfect accent piece for your well-groomed mustache.

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3. Zubaz tell your future bride, “I take this marriage business seriously.”

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4. While telling your buddies, “I’m still gonna party tho.”

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5. They’re fun enough for tropical theme parties…

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6. Cute enough for babies…

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7. They’re versatile enough to do this…

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8. Stylish enough to compliment a fly-ass Bel, Biv, Devoe t-shirt…

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9. Comfortable enough for two…

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10. While remaining intimidating enough for bro golf outings.

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11. They were the sole reason for Will Smith’s popularity on “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.”

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12. And they were the key to the Chicago Bulls dynasty.

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13. They protected Dan Marino from opposing defenses…

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14. And the source of John Elway’s arm strength.

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15. They fit all body types…

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16. 10 out of 10 dogs agree, Zubaz pants are a huge turn on.

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17. They’re perfect for Christmas…

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18. And Hanukkah!

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19. And they’ll get you a million “likes” on Throwback Thursday!

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20. They’re the only thing to wear in sexy shirtless selfie snapchats.

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21. Because Zubaz exude confidence.

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22. Rob Gronkowski refuses to get blackout drunk with college girls unless he’s wearing Zubaz.

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23. Horace Grant agreed to this photo ONLY because he got to keep the Zubaz.

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24. James Franco got all of his inspiration for his role in “Spring Breakers” from this pair of Zubaz.

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25. They’re the pants of choice for TV hosts…

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26. NBA Hall of Famers…

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27. Male cheerleaders…

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28. Future MLB all-stars…

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29. The Quarterback Club…

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30. Swaggy bodybuilders…

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31. And badass mascots.

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32. Zubaz are for the fun-loving fan in all of us.

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33. No matter how you wear them.

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