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    21 Reasons You Should NEVER Do It For The Vine

    TRUST NO ONE.

    1. Because you'll get your face eaten off by a little dog.

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    2. Or get your first concussion before middle school.

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    3. Because the mall floor is not a soft landing spot.

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    4. AND CARTWHEELS AIN'T EASY.

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    5. Because kids' chairs have a mean streak.

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    6. And icy sidewalks don't fuck around.

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    7. Because homemade bike ramps are rarely a good idea.

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    8. Because your dog might get the wrong idea.

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    9. Or you might get blinded by a freakin' marshmallow gun.

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    10. BECAUSE CHAIRS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR WELL-BEING.

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    11. And tearing your groin isn't a good look.

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    12. Because falling on your face hurts.

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    13. And you don't wanna lose your security deposit.

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    14. Because sometimes water balloons don't pop.

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    15. And sometimes chairs don't move.

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    16. Because you can never trust your older sister.

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    17. And wearing a helmet won't always save you.

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    18. Because people get PISSED when you scare them into a pool.

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    19. Because an ottoman isn't the best spot to practice your cheerleading moves.

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    20. And beer pong glory doesn't last forever.

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    21. And most importantly — YOU CAN NEVER TRUST SOMEONE TAKING A VINE.

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