6. Sometimes it’s all you can notice. No matter what else is going on.
7. And no one can escape it…
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8. Not even Woody Allen…
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11. They RUIN undershirts!
Buying new undershirts sucks.
13. They even steal the spotlight from this granny at the strip club.
14. And when the spotlight is turned on you, it becomes impossible to control!
15. Its dark magic somehow shifts the focus away from her Hitler impression.
20. WE JUST CAN’T STOP!
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