16 Reasons People Who Think Baseball Is Boring Are Stupid

Seriously, stop whining.

They complain that the season is too long…

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The rules are too confusing…

And there’s not enough action.

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Whenever they do watch a game it’s never without some kicking and screaming.

They never quit expressing their feelings for America’s pastime.

This is how they react to the wave.

They’ll never stop telling you how boring games are.

They’ll even bring a book to the ballpark and sit behind home plate so EVERYONE knows how uninterested they are.

The incessant complaining gets under your skin.

And it takes all of your self restraint…

To not react like this…

But remember they’re the ones missing out.

1. Because some crazy shit happens over the course of a 162-game season.

2. So they should probably start paying attention.

3. Because baseball is full of excitement.

4. Go-go gadget outfielders…

5. Superhero base-runners…

6. Gravity-defying pitches…

7. Thrilling walk-off home runs…

8. Unbridled joy…

9. Incomparable agony…

10. Superstitions…

11. Real life Henry Rowengartners…

13. Goofiness…

15. Delicious beer.

16. That they bring right to your seat!

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You still think baseball is boring?

Alright, well, just don’t tell Wally Backman.

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