1. Gimmicks are encouraged.
2. They're prepared with Mario Brothers in case the game sucks.
3. Batdogs > Batboys
4. These seats cost $12.
5. Kurt Russell was a .292 hitter during 4 years in the minors.
6. Randy Mario Poffo was a minor league baseball player before he became "Macho Man" Randy Savage.
7. "Stadium traffic" doesn't exist...
8. But this does...
9. And so does this!
10. Because teams wear jerseys dedicated to Harry Potter...
11. And Chewbacca!
12. Other teams simply dress to impress.
13. This is how managers act when they're thrown out of the game.
14. Because the minors are the setting for arguably the funniest baseball movie ever: Bull Durham
15. This cutie might be sitting next to you.
16. The Fort Worth Miracle's George Costanza Night
17. The Charleston Riverdogs Nobody Night
18. Where else can you bash a printer on a professional baseball field?
19. Interesting promotional opportunities.
20. And creative giveaways.
21. Awesome logos like the Eugene Emeralds...
22. Montgomery Biscuits...
23. And the Lexington Legends.
24. Teams even let you pee on their logo if you feel like it.
25. You might see a superstar during a rehab game...
26. An up and coming superstar before he reaches the majors...
27. And you might even know the name of this "minor league guy."
28. You can't sumo wrestle on the first base line at Yankee Stadium.
29. And most importantly, Bill Murray doesn't do this at major-league games!
