20 Reasons Andre Agassi’s Wig Is Your Sexy Spirit Animal

Who cares if it wasn’t his real hair? It was glorious.

Hey, remember me? I’m Andre Agassi’s luscious locks.

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Over two decades ago, I set the the world aflame with my unfiltered sexuality.

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Here I am in 1988 — great year for me — never needed a blow dryer.

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Oh look, there’s Andre protecting me from the rain…

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‘Dre was good at tennis and all, but let’s be real, I stole the show.

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1. I inspired you to take on new challenges.

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2. I taught you how to stand out from the crowd.

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3. I made you laugh.

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4. I made you think deep thoughts about hair… and life… and hair.

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5. I taught you the importance of hard work…

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6. And sunglasses.

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7. I taught you how to lean — ever so casually — on a Lamborghini.

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8. I showed you how to incorporate denim in your daily wardrobe…

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9. Even on match days…

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10. And on the golf course.

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11. I showed you how to love.

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12. I taught you how to overachieve.

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13. I invented the “devil may care” attitude.

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14. I showed you how to be a badass…

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15. While showing off dat ass.

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16. I somehow managed to make black tie look casual.

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17. And the ponytail look goooood.

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18. I kept you focused.

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19. I taught you how to win.

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20. And then, after I was done imparting my wisdom, I let you spread your wings and fly.

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