16. Marquette Golden Eagles
Apparently Marquette’s fan base doesn’t have the balls or school spirit to put a picture of their embarrassing tattoo on the internet. Prove me wrong, guys!!!
15. La Salle Explorers
The small catholic school from Philly came through in the clutch! Kevin Brady proudly tweeted his La Salle tattoo at us last night.
14. Arizona Wildcats
While I’m sure there are some embarrassing tattoos floating around the greater Tucson area, the only two we were able to find on the internet were the Arizona “A” symbol and this pretty darn cool wildcat logo. So congrats! You win by default.
13. Wichita State Shockers
Don’t you just want to run your hands through that incredible wheat hair? No? Little creepy? Okay, but bonus points for having the Shocker mascot give the “shocker” symbol — because butts.
12. Syracuse Orange
It’s an orange. A piece of fruit. A great source of vitamin C, but is it a necessary tattoo? Eh.
11. Oregon Ducks
Oregon has some of the coolest symbols and uniforms in sports. Ducknut does it a diservice.
10. Michigan State Spartans
MSU defensive tackle Jerel Worthy got this tattoo to show his distain for in-state rival Michigan. This would be cool if it weren’t for the fact this spartan is standing on a Missouri helmet. Oops!
9. Louisville Cardinals
Seventh grade Trapper Keeper doodle or real tattoo? You decide.
8. Kansas Jayhawks
Holy shit. The 2008 national championship was cool and all, but dear Lord did it warrant a back mural?
7. Michigan Wolverines
Nothing says champion like a tattoo that resembles an Ed Hardy t-shirt.
6. Miami Hurricanes
You know this guy definitely had two separate versions of this tattoo. The other has the Florida State fan in full Seminole garb, but even the tattoo artist thought that was a bad idea — because racism.
5. Florida Gators
There’s nothing more beautiful than an aligator humping a helmet under the setting Florida sun.
4. Indiana Hoosiers
It looks like a rash, or perhaps a smudged stamp.
3. Florida Gulf Coast Eagles
Ask the people with George Mason tattoos how that worked out for them.
2. Duke Blue Devils
The only way this guy can hide the fact that he’s an asshole is by wearing gloves at all times.
1. Ohio State Buckeyes
Yep, that’s Brutus the Buckeye having sex with the Michigan Wolverine.
And here is Brutus peeing on a Michigan helmet.
And here’s Brutus receiving oral sex from a Michigan cheerleader.