1.
This reporter who could use some Advil.
2.
This student who probably isn't majoring in BIG BOOTY HOES.
3.
This poor soul who forgot about the filter.
7.
This race car driver who completely lost control.
8.
This incredibly stubborn parallel parker.
9.
This fool who cleaned the gutters by themself.
10.
This amateur lumberjack.
12.
This flashy guitarist — who needs a new guitar strap.
13.
This dude who probably needs a ride home.
14.
Whoever let the damn bird out of its cage.
15.
This person who took a poop in a backpack.
16.
The poor kid who lent someone his sick ride.
17.
Anyone that uses this bathroom.
18.
This mom who is in deep shit.
20.
The crappiest one-night-stand ever.
22.
This hunter with terrible aim.
