1.
Maggie, who is genuinely offended by what she found stuck to her plunger.
2.
J.P., who blew his family trust fund playing high stakes Mahjong in Monte Carlo on Spring Break. Now he's elbow deep in turds.
3.
Robby, who is smiling maniacally because someone crapped in the sink again.
4.
Gerard, who lost his mind six years ago in the shit-pocalypse of 2008. This is his last known photograph.
5.
Aaron, who is just doing this to pay for grad school at Stanford, where's he's studying engineering.
6.
Donnie, who is politely demonstrating how he's about to knock your teeth out with this wrench.
7.
Tony, who just got word that a septic tank exploded and it's raining poop in Springfield.
8.
Kip, who is four months behind on rent because his clients only pay him in sex.
9.
Murph, who has been to the Davidson household four times this week so he decided to unload a huge deuce in their linen closet.
10.
Ronald, who has been swimming in shit for three decades now and just wants someone to say thank you.
11.
Tim, who doesn't understand when or why this "shitting in the sink" trend started with teens.
12.
Andre, who is thoroughly perplexed how THAT got stuck in THERE.
13.
Scott, who is trying to ignore this testy mom who lets her cats empty their butt holes just about anywhere.
14.
Stan, who loves helping people out, but wants to be a playwright and is worried people won't take him seriously.
15.
Marvin, who comes from a long line of plumbers, but suffers from a crippling case of germophobia.
16.
And Bart, whose gorgeous wife tragically has chronic explosive diarrhea.
