1. How to say what everyone else is thinking.
2. Be true to who you are.
3. The customer is never right.
4. Knowing someone for a half-century doesn't necessarily make you friends.
5. You don't need to smile.
6. Honesty is always the best policy.
7. Good intentions should at least count for something.
8. We're all artists.
9. How sex really works in relationships.
10. There's nothing wrong with liking big asses.
11. How to handle interrogations.
12. How to order coffee from Starbucks.
13. Why dating is overrated.
14. How to keep it real.
15. Always remember to schedule some "me time."
16. That love and sex can be two completely different things.
17. How to avoid shaking hands at parties.
18. You don't need to impress anyone.
19. And it's NEVER okay to watch porn with your dad.
