21 Reasons Karma Is Obviously Not Real

    What goes around comes around? Yeah, right.

    1. Everyone seems to believe that the universe tends to even things out in the end.

    2. But we all know that's bullshit, what goes around never comes around.

    3. Bullies always get away with their actions.

    4. And assholes never face any repercussions.

    5. Rich people live by a different set of rules.

    6. And justice is basically a load of bullshit.

    7. There is no invisible force keeping moral order.

    8. Terrible people constantly tip toe around the law without punishment.

    9. Everyday assholes flaunt their disregard for our unwritten rules.

    10. Every minute criminals get away with something new.

    11. Our actions mean jack shit.

    12. We live in a world full of pure chaos.

    13. Cutting corners is rewarded!

    14. And being nice gets you NO WHERE.

    15. There's no reason to be concerned about other people.

    16. There's no cosmic power that punishes dickheads for their actions.

    17. So do whatever you want!

    18. Showboat!

    19. Pull mean pranks on the innocent!

    20. Park wherever the fuck you want!

    21. Because at the end of the day — what's the worst that could happen?