1.
When this snowplow destroyed this reporter.
2.
When this pig parker got some street justice.
3.
When some hooligans spread Christmas cheer.
4.
When this bro gave beach goers directions to the gun show.
5.
When this Giants fan changed the fashion game.
6.
When everyone fucks up private property on the night before Halloween.
7.
When they take a five-finger discount on a dope municipal garbage can.
8.
When the whole state goes down the shore at the same time — because fuck traffic.
9.
When this truck driver saw the "Caution: low clearance" sign and decided, "fuck it."
11.
When the highway does this just to fuck with your day.
12.
When they decided pumping gas isn't an important skill.
14.
When this hero took multitasking to new and delicious heights.
15.
This tailor who knows how to hustle.
16.
This couch in the middle of the Garden State Parkway.
18.
When nature attacked.
19.
When this bro didn't let a little weather ruin a perfectly good beach day.
20.
When the state motto was officially changed to "fuck cholesterol these burgers are delicious!"
21.
When one bus could care less about another bus's stop sign — or children's safety.
22.
When this car got a Napoleon Complex.
23.
When this bus took a detour.
24.
When this phone pole was "fixed."
25.
When this sign was corrected.
26.
When this champ lowered exhaust emissions like a badass.
27.
And when this extreme sport enthusiast rode his skateboard against traffic on the Turnpike.
