1.
When autocorrect censors your language:
2.
When you're desperate for a charge and you can only find one outlet:
3.
When you're praying for a couple bars:
4.
When your charger and phone don't seem to get along:
5.
When you put your life in the wrong hands:
6.
Especially when it's your parents:
7.
When you experience true loneliness:
8.
When you suffer this trauma:
9.
When you wake up to this disaster:
10.
When the couch eats it:
11.
When a friend saves its life:
12.
When this somehow always happens:
13.
When people get jealous of your relationship with your phone:
14.
When it burns your retina:
15.
When the camera lowers your self-esteem:
16.
When you live in the danger zone:
17.
When it ruins a booty call:
18.
When the cell phone gods do you a favor:
19.
And when they ruin your life:
20.
When you get bored with a conversation:
21.
When you can't find it:
22.
And when it reminds you how uncool you are: