It may surprise you to hear this, but drinking in excess usually results in poor life choices — such as racing your friend on the sidewalk.
You may be asking yourself, “What’s so wrong with pretending to be Walter Payton while running on a full tank of Miller Light?” Well, after swilling light beer for eight hours, your balance becomes surprisingly impaired.
Also, street signs seem to pop up out of freakin’ nowhere.
7. Watch the whole video to hear the amazing commentary (and accents!):
h/t: Tom Ley at Deadspin