29 Church Signs That Make You Scratch Your Head

God’s advertising has a twisted sense of humor. posted on January 11, 2013 at 5:12pm EST

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I don’t care if they’re real or fake, #10 and #13 are deserve credit for creativity and humor.
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  I agree, it is good to show people that the church can have a sense of humor!
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Hahahahah Bring Your Own Baby Jesus!! Ahhahaahahah OG…
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Number 27 is like that raptor meme. The sign has a point.
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How is #7 even a thing?!?
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#29 is hilarious b/c Dr. and Pastor….oh man. I about cried.
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#11 Lol!
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Most of these are fake.
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- at23 3 months ago
  
  That, and the ones that are real but seem sexual, are most likely decided on by older members of the congregation who don’t think like the younger generations. Not everyone thinks in sexual innuendos.
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Quite pervy lol
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Ana De Freitas 4 months ago

Some of these of course are meant to be funny and that’s awesome and some well.. the people must be almost saints cause to put those signs and not see how dirty they seem lol.. they must be really naive.. the one of the toung and the 6 foot man? really?!! lol!
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weezle 4 months ago

#27
I’m sorry, I just…this is possibly my biggest pet peeve. We didn’t evolve from monkeys, we shared a common ancestor oh, a few million years back. Your argument is invalid.
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- iamerickson 4 months ago
  
  I’m so glad to hear I’m not the only one who totally loses their mind when people use this argument. I get that people are dumb, but I just can’t get over this one. Sometimes I wonder if it’s just a big Christian trolling conspiracy to make anyone who’s ever spent more than 30 seconds in a science class completely freak out. For the record: religious zealots - we did not evolve from monkeys. No one has ever claimed we evolved from monkeys. Arguing that evolution can’t be real because we didn’t evolve from monkeys is like arguing that umbrellas keep you dry because you like jam on toast: it makes no fucking sense, and you sound like an idiot saying it.
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favoritemoment 4 months ago

#15 was photoshopped
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- saras37 4 months ago
  
  I live down the street from this church and this was really one of their signs.
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emilym42 4 months ago

I saw #7 as new satan methodist church
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Mequet H. 4 months ago

I posted that picture on Facebook a couple years ago. I saw the sign when I was bringing my kids to school one morning. After I dropped them off, I circled back to take a picture. I mean seriously, who thought that was a good idea?
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Mequet H. 4 months ago

I posted this on Facebook a couple years ago. I saw it when I was bringing my kids to school one day. After I dropped them off, I had to circle back and take a picture. Seriously, who thought this was a good idea?
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kbakerny 4 months ago

My favorite that i’ve seen locally is “So many give God credit, so few give God cash.”
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andrea 4 months ago

Oh. My. Jebus.
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4thhubbard 4 months ago

strikes again
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