A Wisconsin Baseball Bar Created Civilization's Most Epic Bloody Mary

This novelty baseball food item actually looks worth eating.

Arguments over how to concoct the perfect Bloody Mary are as old as human history — older, even. (It's in the Bible. Trust me.) However, O'Davey's Pub in Fond du Lac, WI finally created a flawless recipe in honor of opening day for the Milwaukee Brewers. It is:

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Oh, and the actual Bloody Mary part is in there too. That's also important.

h/t Consumerist