1. When you slightly overcook something on the grill.
2. When your internet history resembles this.
3. When this train of thought makes complete sense to you.
4. When you start re-writing history.
5. When — ooooh is that a balloon?
6. When everything with a reflection gets your attention.
7. Like seriously — anything that is shiny.
8. When well-placed advertising trumps the truth.
9. When you realize you wore two different shoes to work.
10. When this seems like a beautiful death trap.
11. When you think you have ADHD without ever getting diagnosed.
Think you have ADHD? Do you get distracted easily? Did my train miss its stop? Did I forget to turn off the iron?
12. When you can't stop focusing on something meaningless in the background.
13. When your trips to the hardware store end up like this.
14. When you stare at this until you forget why you went to Walmart in the first place.
15. When you forget your name.
16. When you start seeing penises everywhere.
17. When you get sucked into the vortex.
18. When you start doodling — and keep doodling.
19. When school spirit trumps SPF.
20. When you're in a rush to park like an asshole.
21. When you never make it out of the produce aisle.
22. When you don't notice what is directly in front of you.
23. When you forget to put on the emergency brake.
24. When you mess up something as basic as a fence.
25. When you screw up the most important part of an advertisment.
26. And always managing to leave something in the worst place at the worst time.
