4. Groundhogs that specialize in “predictions.”
5. Whoever drives this truck.
6. This overly-trusting gazelle.
7. Barack “Chalk City” Obama.
FYI Chalk = Just picking all the top seeds.
9. People who let their favorite color dictate their entire life.
11. Anyone ever viciously attacked by a tube television.
15. This dog who swears he’s been “watching” Marquette play all season.
16. Nickelback fans*.
*Yes, I know this is a parody account.