5. Whoever drives this truck.
6. This overly-trusting gazelle.
7. Barack “Chalk City” Obama.
FYI Chalk = Just picking all the top seeds.
11. Anyone ever viciously attacked by a tube television.
16. Nickelback fans*.
*Yes, I know this is a parody account.
17. Anyone that calls themselves an “expert.”
23. Dick Vitale.
- 26 people, thought to be refugees and migrants, were discovered in the back of a truck in Austria. ›
- Thai police arrested a man alleged to have explosives in his possession, almost two weeks after a deadly bomb blast in Bangkok killed 20 people. ›
- Oliver Sacks, the famed neurologist and author, died Sunday from cancer. He was 82. ›