5. Whoever drives this truck.
6. This overly-trusting gazelle.
7. Barack “Chalk City” Obama.
FYI Chalk = Just picking all the top seeds.
11. Anyone ever viciously attacked by a tube television.
16. Nickelback fans*.
*Yes, I know this is a parody account.
17. Anyone that calls themselves an “expert.”
23. Dick Vitale.
- Boston is no longer pursuing a bid to host the 2024 summer Olympics.
- The Arizona Cardinals have hired the NFL's first female coach.