23 People You Shouldn’t Ask For Help Picking Your Bracket

Trust your instincts, not these “experts.”

1. Anyone who has ever picked a winner based on mascots.

ID: 991861

2. Whoever opened this carton of delicious lemonade.

ID: 994083

3. Anyone THIS clueless.

ID: 998040

4. Groundhogs that specialize in “predictions.”

ID: 1000207

5. Whoever drives this truck.

ID: 1000050

6. This overly-trusting gazelle.

ID: 998046

7. Barack “Chalk City” Obama.

FYI Chalk = Just picking all the top seeds.

ID: 999589

8. The kid president.

Never trust children.

ID: 999740

9. People who let their favorite color dictate their entire life.

ID: 1000037

10. Dumb blondes.

ID: 999456

11. Anyone ever viciously attacked by a tube television.

ID: 999786

12. Drunk Nate Silver.

ID: 993943

14. Masochists that own this CD.

ID: 999655

15. This dog who swears he’s been “watching” Marquette play all season.

ID: 998056

16. Nickelback fans*.

*Yes, I know this is a parody account.

ID: 1000104

17. Anyone that calls themselves an “expert.”

ID: 999824

18. These vehicular geniuses.

ID: 1000118

19. Whatever sub-human forced this sign into existence.

ID: 999837

20. People that don’t know cliches.

ID: 1000088

21. Anyone who drives a motorcycle… while wearing roller blades.

ID: 1000058

22. The guy who says he’s been listening to podcasts at the gym.

ID: 1000131

23. Dick Vitale.

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ID: 1000172

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