1.
Anyone who has ever picked a winner based on mascots.
2.
Whoever opened this carton of delicious lemonade.
4.
Groundhogs that specialize in "predictions."
5.
Whoever drives this truck.
6.
This overly-trusting gazelle.
7.
Barack "Chalk City" Obama.
9.
People who let their favorite color dictate their entire life.
11.
Anyone ever viciously attacked by a tube television.
14.
Masochists that own this CD.
15.
This dog who swears he's been "watching" Marquette play all season.
17.
Anyone that calls themselves an "expert."
18.
These vehicular geniuses.
19.
Whatever sub-human forced this sign into existence.
20.
People that don't know cliches.
21.
Anyone who drives a motorcycle... while wearing roller blades.
22.
The guy who says he's been listening to podcasts at the gym.