4. Groundhogs that specialize in “predictions.”
5. Whoever drives this truck.
6. This overly-trusting gazelle.
7. Barack “Chalk City” Obama.
FYI Chalk = Just picking all the top seeds.
9. People who let their favorite color dictate their entire life.
11. Anyone ever viciously attacked by a tube television.
15. This dog who swears he’s been “watching” Marquette play all season.
16. Nickelback fans*.
*Yes, I know this is a parody account.
17. Anyone that calls themselves an “expert.”
21. Anyone who drives a motorcycle… while wearing roller blades.
22. The guy who says he’s been listening to podcasts at the gym.
23. Dick Vitale.
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