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23 People You Shouldn’t Ask For Help Picking Your Bracket

Trust your instincts, not these “experts.” posted on

1. Anyone who has ever picked a winner based on mascots.

2. Whoever opened this carton of delicious lemonade.

3. Anyone THIS clueless.

4. Groundhogs that specialize in “predictions.”

5. Whoever drives this truck.

6. This overly-trusting gazelle.

7. Barack “Chalk City” Obama.

FYI Chalk = Just picking all the top seeds.

8. The kid president.

Never trust children.

9. People who let their favorite color dictate their entire life.

10. Dumb blondes.

11. Anyone ever viciously attacked by a tube television.

14. Masochists that own this CD.

15. This dog who swears he’s been “watching” Marquette play all season.

16. Nickelback fans*.

*Yes, I know this is a parody account.

17. Anyone that calls themselves an “expert.”

18. These vehicular geniuses.

19. Whatever sub-human forced this sign into existence.

20. People that don’t know cliches.

21. Anyone who drives a motorcycle… while wearing roller blades.

22. The guy who says he’s been listening to podcasts at the gym.

23. Dick Vitale.

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