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Because they pull off the cigar-in-mouth, dog-in-shirt, sword-in-hand look so effortlessly.
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And lets be honest — they can totally still kick your ass.
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Because they're innovators...
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And real life superheroes.
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Who still talk shit during games of ping pong.
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And always know the right time for a well-placed dick joke.
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They cherish family heirlooms.
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And birthday party pranks.
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They always give the best gifts.
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But they know Christmas is really about treating yourself.
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And they keep the 3D glasses from the movie theater!
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They never let their age slow them down.
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Because they still know how to pack a punch.
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They'll always stick up for you.
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And they never cease to amaze.
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They're not afraid of the police.
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Because they're not afraid of anything.
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They don't have time for bullshit.
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Because they're too busy crushing life.
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And they know age is only a number.
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And that means you're never NEVER too old to be a complete badass.
