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18 Terrible Things To Get While Trick-Or-Treating

Finding any of this crap mingling with your precious Halloween haul is a total buzzkill.

You’ve been trick-or-treating for the past 3 hours, and blacked out from the adrenaline and excitement

Now it’s finally time to inspect the goodies in your overflowing pillowcase…

But instead of being engulfed in sugar-filled ecstasy…

1. You end up with pennies…

3. Pretzels in the shape of pumpkins and bats

4. Mediocre Double Bubble Gum

Yea, fuckin’ raisins

8. Stupid popcorn-filled gloves

12. Butterscotch flavored garbage

14. Worthless Halloween-themed crap

16. Tiny plastic pumpkins

17. Good & Plenty (a.k.a. the worst candy ever invented)

18. Some people forgot to buy candy altogether and just give whatever’s left in the cupboard

So, if you’re an egregious offender of giving awful treats remember to get something good this year

Or forever live with the fact you annually MAKE CHILDREN CRY…

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