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    18 Terrible Things To Get While Trick-Or-Treating

    Finding any of this crap mingling with your precious Halloween haul is a total buzzkill.

    You've been trick-or-treating for the past 3 hours, and blacked out from the adrenaline and excitement

    Now it's finally time to inspect the goodies in your overflowing pillowcase...

    But instead of being engulfed in sugar-filled ecstasy...

    1. You end up with pennies...

    2. Floss

    3. Pretzels in the shape of pumpkins and bats

    4. Mediocre Double Bubble Gum

    5. Toothpaste

    6. Raisins

    Yea, fuckin' raisins

    7. Mealy apples

    8. Stupid popcorn-filled gloves

    9. Toothbrushes

    10. Dumb pencils

    11. Coupons

    12. Butterscotch flavored garbage

    13. Ceramic ghosts

    14. Worthless Halloween-themed crap

    15. Dots

    16. Tiny plastic pumpkins

    17. Good & Plenty (a.k.a. the worst candy ever invented)

    18. Some people forgot to buy candy altogether and just give whatever's left in the cupboard

    So, if you're an egregious offender of giving awful treats remember to get something good this year

    Or forever live with the fact you annually MAKE CHILDREN CRY...