You've been trick-or-treating for the past 3 hours, and blacked out from the adrenaline and excitement
Now it's finally time to inspect the goodies in your overflowing pillowcase...
But instead of being engulfed in sugar-filled ecstasy...
1.
You end up with pennies...
3.
Pretzels in the shape of pumpkins and bats
4.
Mediocre Double Bubble Gum
8.
Stupid popcorn-filled gloves
12.
Butterscotch flavored garbage
14.
Worthless Halloween-themed crap
16.
Tiny plastic pumpkins
17.
Good & Plenty (a.k.a. the worst candy ever invented)
18.
Some people forgot to buy candy altogether and just give whatever's left in the cupboard
So, if you're an egregious offender of giving awful treats remember to get something good this year
Or forever live with the fact you annually MAKE CHILDREN CRY...