This. Is. Amazing.
This. Is. Amazing.
Where are its fangs? I mean, I don’t want to see anyone kissing a venomous snake with its fangs in or out because I really don’t believe snakes are meant to be kissed, but for real how is kissing a snake with its fangs ripped out even scary or worthy of news? I could kiss a dead shark too, big deal!
Why is this on the homepage? This is an old post… Or at least it was done before not too long ago…
It’s getting like this in Canada too! There’s 6 feet of snow in every direction! If we get much more we’re going to start having trouble up here!
Excuse me? Do you not realize this is a stupid bullshit quiz based on Fifty Shades and it’s not meant to be taken seriously? This is not a reflection of women being shallow. This is a reflection of how shallow the horrible Fifty Shades of shit book is. Given the fact that most of the people who even read the quiz marked this post a fail because it sucked, shouldn’t that tell you most women are not shallow? Come on!
And yes this is a joke based on 50 Shades of Shit but still, ridiculous. So before anyone says “then why are you here?” I only came to this page to write a comment about how stupid quizzes like this are, serious or not.
If you have to take a quiz to find out if he’s a keeper, he’s not a keeper and you’re immature.
People get so pissed over Valentines Day and it’s ridiculous! Why does it have to be about ROMANTIC love? Why can’t you make it about the love you have for your family? Your friends? Your pets? YOURSELF? Stop being a grumpy Gus! Just enjoy that somebody out there is trying to make the day a little more positive and special, whether it’s Valentines or any other Day! It’s what you make it, people! I’ve been single for every VDay of my life but two, and I care not! I just got myself a pizza and chocolate so I’m content. I may not love the stupid names they came up with but embrace it like a hippie and feel the love!
CAN HE LIVE?
Don’t be the ass making this all political. Come on. It is AWESOME to see a president even attempting to connect with young people in ways young people actually recognize. I don’t recall Bush doing that! Or anyone else, really. I don’t know of many presidents who hung out at sock hops or whatever the hell kids did back in the days to connect with youth voters on their levels. I don’t recall presidents making fun of themselves at roller discos. This is great!
What is the point of comparing this movie to real life? To talk about education in the 80s? It’s a MOVIE. If movies were confined to the limitations of real life, no one would go see them! This movie certainly wouldn’t be as interesting!
Wow humanity sucks
These are cool, and I get it, but from a purely aesthetic standpoint I wish they more closely resembled the original photographs. They’re all beautiful people & I’m all for celebrating black heritage but it just bothers me from a stupid OCD standpoint that the photos they are supposed to look like don’t really do them justice.
These comments are hilarious. I find it really weird that a lot of you are downright personally offended by what Kanye did. Like, Beck got the Grammy, do you think he gives a fuck? Do you think Kanye cares? Nope and nope. So why are you wasting a moment of your life caring when the people it actually affects DON’T care?!
I don’t care for Kimye either, but they probably don’t listen to the radio and probably don’t listen to Beck’s style of music, so why should they know who he is? Or maybe they didn’t hear properly. Or maybe Kim didn’t even ask “Who?” I bet there are a lot of artists Kanye knows by name that Beck doesn’t. So if Beck asked, “Who?” would you care? Seriously, Beck won a Grammy. He doesn’t give two shits about someone not knowing who he is. So why do you? It doesn’t show any intentional disrespect. There are a lot of people who win Grammys and other awards for music, movies etc, whether country music, the VMAs, Teen Choice, Oscars etc that people don’t know of. For example, dude who won a Grammy last night for his songwriting - he’s been writing some of the most popular songs for the last two decades - almost nobody knew who he was. Does that show intentional disrespect? No. It doesn’t. There is no point in being offended on someone else’s behalf when you are a) guessing what Kim said b) not even considering that Kim probably doesn’t listen to that style of music so why should she know who he is? Should she have studied every single nominee beforehand? Come on. And c) it’s just a waste of your life to be offended for someone else. Why even waste a minute on it?
All of you who hate Kanye so much, do you know what the BEST thing you could do is? If you actually hate Kanye and want people to stop talking about him, then STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM & DON’T CLICK ON ANY LINKS OR ARTICLES ABOUT HIM. Even if you hate him, by even mentioning him, saying his name, tweeting about him or clicking on articles about him, YOU ARE KEEPING HIM RELEVANT! If you actually don’t want to hear anything about Kanye, act like he doesn’t exist. If enough of you do it, his fame will begin to fade. There. Solved your Kanye problem.
You all need to chill. Kanye is a dipshjt, sure, and an annoying dipshjt which is worse. But it was hilarious for him to poke fun at himself. Would have been better if he shut his mouth about Beck not deserving the Grammy, but how often does Kanye make fun of himself?! NEVER. And everyone there got a laugh out of it. These awards shows BADLY need to lighten up and stop being so stuffy and pretentious anyway! Fuck it!
That was my first thought too, then I thought “So the fuck what?!” Girl can do whatever she wants! All of us can! Our instant thoughts were a) judgmental and b) completely ageist. And that blows. If she is having fun and she’s happy and she can live in a way so that every event is like dress-up when we were kids, all the power to her! I envy the broad!
Now show us Mastodon.
WHAT?! A famous person made a mistake?! Send him to Hades, post haste!
It depends on the chronic illness, but I know I rarely have energy for makeup at all. Or a shower. If you have the energy to do this stuff, you’re a lot more fortunate than most!
I once had a dream that Leo was obsessed with me, to a violent degree. He charged a room I was in with a boyfriend (who was not my boyfriend in real life) and forced him out of the room at gunpoint, and demanded I sleep with him which DUH I DID. He professed his love to me over and over, and although I was highly concerned about his mental state, I was like, “Calm down. I love you too.” I’ve had a lot of bad things happen to me in my life but waking up from that dream was quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever experienced.
It’s none of your business. And “of course I’m really happy for this mother.” No you aren’t. If you were genuinely happy for her, you wouldn’t post such a cruel comment on something she can likely see. People who are truly happen for someone may have certain thoughts in their head like “This couple barely has a penny to their name, why are they having kids?” But they certainly wouldn’t say them. Don’t say that you’re happy for someone just because you think it sounds less harsh or prevent people from being offended by your comment. You basically just said they made a terrible choice by having a child because the child will have an impairment. Well guess what? I have serious kidney problems, have lost one already & have one slowly failing now, & have had over 20 surgeries from 2011-2012. But I’m still glad I got the chance to live at all!
She’s pretty and all, but this is so average. I’ve had that exact haircut several times and have done all of those styles probably 10 times each or more in my life, as have about half the women I know. It’s nice. But when I clicked this article, I expected something, you know, news worthy.
I cannot believe all the mud being slung at Tom for this. Sure, his agent should not have been the one to drop the bomb, but NO ONE should have to do anything they don’t want to do with their lives. Making music out of obligation when he doesn’t even want to would be completely disingenuous. Isn’t that a mark of a true poser? Someone who does something to please others that is inauthentic and not what they actually genuinely want to do/should be doing? Someone who does things/acts in a way that differs from who they truly are? And you think Tom DeLonge OWES you something?! You think he got famous because of YOU? He got famous because he put out music that was loved. And yes, if you didn’t all love it, he wouldn’t have been famous. But if he didn’t put all he had into making music and didn’t make those albums in the first place you would have never had the privilege of loving his music at all. And just because he no longer wants to make music with Blink 182 - or wants to take a temporary hiatus (none of us knows his true intent) - doesn’t mean he is ungrateful of all the support his fans have given him over the years. The only thing he is guilty of is being disrespectful and inconsiderate toward his bandmates - and we have ALL been disrespectful or inconsiderate at some point in our lives. The only difference is we’re not under a microscope. You say you were/are his fans. No you’re not! If you were actually his fans you would want him to do what makes him happy, not do what makes YOU happy. Why would you want somebody to make music that they don’t even want to make? Labels pressure the shit out of artists to make music they don’t want to make all the time. We think it’s bullshit when labels do that or when labels force artists to do things under contractual obligations rather than because the artists genuinely want to create their “art” (and yes, all music is art, whether you like it or not) so what gives you, the fans, the right to demand artists do what you say? Dude is almost 40! Very few bands last forever. And most of the bands who have lasted decades and decades should have stopped making music a long time ago in terms of quality. He owes his bandmates an apology, sure. But he doesn’t owe you or I shit!
Okay I seriously need to pay off my credit cards and get Netflix back.
She couldn’t afford better extensions in number 7?
Yes, we have. The difference is that’s a TV show, and this is real life. I find this funny on one hand because the daughter is laughing, but on the other hand superficial parents like these - Jewish or not - cause thousands if not millions of kids around the globe to have serious mental health issues and eating disorders.
You’re kidding, right? Tons of my friends are Jewish, and my ex boyfriends. I love them. People are reacting like this because the mother is insanely superficial and overbearing in an abusive way. Not because she’s Jewish.
Okay… I get that some of this is funny. But her mother seems like she has horrible values. “You can look sexy even when you’re sick.” If my mother tried to tell me any of that while I was sick with a failing kidney, I would have punched her. And I love my mother. Also “Your hair is thinning. Go to the salon and get extensions… Skinny body, thick hair.” Ummm. A) Extensions are insanely expensive so I take it the mother is rich. She seems incredibly superficial. This is very funny to read, but very scary that she’s an actual person seriously meaning these things.
Why would anyone bid on coming to this couple’s wedding? Even the weddings of the people closest to you can be boring and/or stupid - why would this be any different? Worst waste of $350!
Also just saw comments of people saying “You should TOTALLY live with someone before you marry them.” And “Why would you ever need to ask permission to marry somebody?” Well, good for you if that’s how you feel about living together. But that isn’t always possible for some people and some people still want a little mystery between them and that’s fine too. I know couples who lived together before they got married and that was fine for them. I also know couples who didn’t. The people who didn’t seemed to feel that marriage was a big, exciting change and the people who did lived together seemed to feel like it was no big deal as nothing changed anyway. That’s cool too. It’s about what works for YOU. Stop judging others. As for the permission aspect, no one should ever HAVE to seek the permission from someone’s parents. You should be able to marry whoever you want and your parents should respect that. But in my case, even though my parents would want me to be happy and make my own decisions, it’s a respect/consideration thing to ask permission beforehand. I don’t know if my other siblings had someone ask my parents or asked their father or mother in law, but for me, I’m the youngest of the family & happen to be a girl. However, both my stepdad and dad raised me and both would appreciate being asked. Even if my parents say no, I’d want the guy to ask anyway, because my parents and I have different perspectives (for example I am nearly 28 and just got in trouble last night for posting a Chris Rock quote with an F bomb. Hahahaha. Dad said one day I’d regret using such language. I said “Maybe” even though I know I won’t give a shit.) But it’s a respect thing that I hear him out, say maybe he is right, consider it. Then I do my own thing. Generally, if my parents feel so strongly that I shouldn’t be marrying someone, we probably have the same concerns. But you never know. Ultimately asking permission for them isn’t really needing permission, it’s saying, “I realize this is your last unmarried child and youngest daughter. It matters to me what you think. I want you to know I respect you.” And that’s beautiful to me.
Also weird - the heterosexual question about “Who should pick out the ring” was super traditional (women want the man to pick it out & don’t want to see it beforehand, generally) but with gay people we choose that they shouldn’t have such silly stereotypes as gender roles within their relationships, ie the “‘manish one buying the ring for the girly one”. Why do we expect that gay and queer people shouldn’t be bogged down by tradition but heterosexual people should be? Just a weird double standard. Again, do what works for YOU. Let everyone else do what works for THEM.
Furthermore, I didn’t like this poll because one question would be about what works for you, and then the other question in a poll would be about what works for other couples, which you don’t get to decide. Like “Would you share your engagement on Facebook.” Options are “Yes, I want everyone else to know I am engaged!” Or “No, that’s a private movement between two people .” Well, it may be private for YOU. But I can totally understand someone else wanting to share anything joyful or positive on Facebook or Social Media. The same thing with the public proposals. It suggests that people who propose in public are somehow less sincere. Just focus on doing what works for YOU.
Okay REALLY important. If somebody doesn’t want to get married and makes that clear, DO NOT stick around hoping you can change their mind. Have you ever even seen “He’s Just Not Into You”? Well that applies. He may love you & sincerely never want to get married. But only ONE time out of 100 will sticking around work. You are 99% likely to be the rule - NOT the exception. In most cases, you just end up wasting years of your life. I was dating someone I was crazy about for 6 months and marriage came up as a random conversation, and he said he couldn’t ever see himself getting married. Personally, I value marriage. Yes it may be a piece of paper to some people, but to others, like me, it’s a whole lot more than that. And that’s okay. He broke up with me because he knew he would never be able to give me what I want. It broke my heart but at the same time, I don’t want to waste years with a person (especially now that I’m nearly 30) when our core beliefs are so vastly different. It’s like sticking with somebody who wants kids and you don’t. No one should have to compromise on something they feel so strongly about.
You have no idea if this was an iPhone or just another phone…and most likely it was his PARENTS’ phone. As much as spending tons of money on your kids’ phone is crazy because they WILL wreck it and/or loose it, kids having access to technology and communication devices improves child safety SOOOO much. SOOOO much. If every kid had a phone (not saying they should) but if they did, their parents could call and say “I’m running late to pick you up from school” or “Your grandma’s coming to get you.” And if a stranger came up to the kid saying “Your mom sent me to pick you up because she is busy”, the kid could just say “Let me verify that with my mom” or “No she didn’t, I just talked to her” and/or run away screaming. That’s one small example of how technology can benefit kids. An IPhone or iPad is a bit much, yes. But you have no clue what the kid’s using to record it!
By the way, all of us clicked on this because we have a sense of humour. Almost all of our grandparents do/did too. But this is just sick. And you people who think it’s funny, 99.9% of you still have your grandparents - so you don’t fucking get it all.
10 years ago I helped my sister run a “wine and cheese night” at a retirement home. A gentleman there had no family who came by, but one had of his grand kids had written him a letter. He kept it in his pocket and asked me to read it to him 5 times that night, because it meant so much to him. My own grandma got ALS when I was 15. She was once a painter, knitter, sewer, baker and crafter. She became so ill she could no longer do any of those things, and could only speak through a special “computer” - and this was back in 2003 when those devices were still shit. I couldn’t bring myself to see her most times because she was so sick. It just killed me. And then, she died. And suddenly I wished I saw her every day, even if we stood and said nothing. And now I’m crying. I hate myself for not valuing every second we had together while we had it. You have broken a lot of hearts with this horrific “joke.”
Also, for the last few months I have been carrying for a 94 year old man from my parents’ church. He is a retired pastor who has spent his entire life giving to people. He even wrote a book in his 80s. He lost his wife six months ago and still gets choked up when he talks about her. He is going to a retirement home on Monday and can’t take his dog, so I’m taking the dog. He wears diapers (because he’s 94, come on.) And sometimes he has accidents. Sometimes I come in and have to clean up poop from his clothes, the bed, the toilet bowl, the toilet flushing handle, all over. And I am HONOURED to do it. He not only served people at several churches, he’s also a Vet. And he deserves every ounce of respect I can give him. He is so appreciative of what I do. I am there 7 days a week. And I get paid by the family, although it’s peanuts compared to my old salary. But I don’t care. I am GLAD to serve him. Maybe if you ever gave back to the elderly, you would learn their value. I am a highly imperfect person and I am not saying this to toot my own horn. I am saying this because I have learned in the last 10 years just how special these people are - as well as how utterly forgotten they are. It’s heartbreaking to see something like this.
I get that this is a joke. My grandma herself used to joke all the time about being old. I’d say, “Why don’t you hang out with your friends?” And she’d say, “I’d like to Missy but they’re all dead!” And then we’d laugh. But this is just horrible. Horrible. It’s not funny to treat your grandparents like all they are good for is a will and money or that they’re going to die soon. Maybe if you actually lost your grandparents that you were close with, respected & loved, you would understand why there is an overwhelmingly negative reaction in the comments. Shameful.