People get worked up over the stupidest shit. This isn’t a controversy. This is just an example of how many people fail to understand satire.

What kind of little kid has handwriting like that? I say it’s fake.

Wow, I’m loving all the idiots trying to disprove this. It’s a joke! Hello! Epic fail.

#28 is magnificent

The Precious audition tape made me cry. She is THAT good.

He’s crying because he’s spoiled. End of story.

Confession bear: I didn’t think all of these dresses were tacky. :(

I am scared to have children. I have my father’s temper. I’m afraid I will hit them too.

I’ll buy the keeping distance comment. Like it or not, coming onto someone who isn’t interested in you (or even fearful for whatever reason) is harassment and since we are but animals we think fight/flight and what do you think a bunch of 250 linebackers are gonna pick? It’s not right but there is a logical path there.

Who?