Don't Be Jelly: Here's How Social Media Can Make A Person's Life Seem Super Fab When It's Actually Meh

You don't have to lie to make friends brah.

1. Instagram World: Look At My Super Cool Adorable Kitteh

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Real World: Yeah I just finished cleaning cat crap off my bed

2. Instagram World: Look at my Vintage Louis Vuitton circa 1991 so chic

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Real World: Bought it used for a fraction of the cost at luxedh.com and making monthly payments on it #preloved #YAASSSSS

3. Facebook World: Headed to Work in My Gorgeous Luxury German Vehicle

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Real World: The phrase "that moment when your ex stops paying on the BMW you financed for him while you were married #secondparttimejob #twocarpayments" sums it up quite nicely

4. Twitter World: My Loubs are killing me!!!111 #painisbeauty

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Real World: Plato's Closet betch

5. Facebook World: I love my dog look at how gorgeous she is just calmly chilling with me on the couch

Real World: is that a flea on my arm OMG GET OFF OF ME DOG wait I'm not mad don't pee on the cou-NOOOooooo

6. Instagram World: Reading a book to my kids at the library <3

Real World: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and stop giving me the stink-eye librarian person. My kids aren't always this loud; they're just super expressive and smart.

7. Facebook World: eating healthy :) processed food is sooo evil zomg #cleaneating

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Real World: yes I ate my feelings in Godiva yesterday and binged on doritos #dontjudgeme

8. Instagram World: Hitting the Gym and gons get my workout on! #BEASTMODE #WOD

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Real World: 20 planks and walking on the treadmill for 10 minutes is good. I deserve Dunkin Donuts now

9. Instagram World: I have the best boyfriend EVAR just look at us!! #soinlove #sohappy #soulmate

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Real World: WWIII happened right before this picture. my throat hurts from screaming at him and the shades hide my puffy eyes D:

10. Twitter World: What about someone who believes in beautiful things but doesn’t believe in the beautiful itself? #Plato

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Real World: I have no idea what this means, but I like to pretend I do. #ihazasmart